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Old Coots - Introducing the hilarious Coots collection.
These figurines and bobble
heads make the perfect Over the Hill gift for any Old Coot.
The
truth revealed about the once thought to be mythical North American
Coot:
Can grow hair on most parts of his body with the exception
of the top of his head.
Repeats the same story of winning the junior high 100 yard dash.
Forgets the simplest things or has what he calls "Senior Moments."
Once fabled to be six feet tall, but now only 3 feet 8 inches with slippers.
Most of his communication consists of hacking, burping, passing gas and yelling out obscenities, often in the context of a family wedding or funeral.
Old Coot - Old Fartful - The old person you try to avoid while out walking.
Base Reads - " Old enough to be a historical monument: Old Fartful .."
Old Coot - Old Fartful Key Features
* From Westland Giftware
* Height: 6 Inches
* Product Item Number: 12673
* Made from Hand Painted Resin
* Based on illustrations by Mike Dowdall.
Please look around our website for all our other Biddys and Coots Figures. If we do
not have what you are looking for, please contact us as
we may have it in one of our shops or be able to order it for you.
